Electric Tatooine
Blehhh. I enjoy a good book. Reading reminds me that I still have a wonderful imagination. I love my dog, Percy. He is my child. I enjoy spending hours of pointless web surfing and game playing. I love Star Wars.
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
- I FUCKING HATE THIS COMMERCIAL. IT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE. HELLO ZOOEY, YOURE LOOKING OUT A GODDAMN WINDOW...
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This is my new pup. He is a full bred standard sized Yorkshire Terrier. His name is Brock. As in, Brock from Pokemon. Yup. Nerdy.
His birthday is December 9th 2012. He is awesome! :)
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Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!!!
Im going to keep posting photos of myself because Im feeling a bit narcissistic. Deal wid it. ;)
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galvanfoxtrot asked: Would you still have feelings for Elena even when the human part of her is technically dead? I think if she lost her humanity and flipped that switch that you wouldn't be able to love her anymore. But its just my theory. :)
Well plus side - if she turned off her humanity she’d probably have a lot more fun. Bad...
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MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T...
